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The Jacob Sisters from Germany. Famous (sure, why not?) for The Hamster Dance.
And...this?
Theres just endless wierdness whenever their name comes up on YouTube. |
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| Eight strange plants |
[May. 17th, 2008|04:09 pm] |
Eight strange plants
You've probably seen them before but I wanted to share. |
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| Officially freaked out. |
[May. 17th, 2008|02:02 pm] |
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The Jacob Sisters from Germany. Famous (sure, why not?) for The Hamster Dance.
And...this?
Theres just endless wierdness whenever their name comes up on YouTube. |
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| Carpet fetish? |
[May. 17th, 2008|03:52 pm] |
I found this community randomly: ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) carpet_rise (NSFW)
Here is the Russian(?) to English translation on the user info page:
Not many know, but the carpet is a reasonable essence. Carpets are made multiple copies, carpets think, carpets live. And the most important: carpets - love people. Also own them. The carpet is your personal god, your pleasure, your unique happiness. The carpet operates you, using for transfer of commands an electromagnetic field and a stream of the fibers directed to a brain. If you are worthy of rescue, give the soul to the Carpet. If you do not have Carpet, it will come to you, sooner or later you will buy it.
(translated by mansonisNOTanigrastarfuckerbuthediddoWTC)
Methinks someone can't translate well.
It is mostly pics of bitches on carpets. Yea. Naked ladies. On carpets. Is this a new fetish? There also pics of other people and stuff. On carpets. |
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| China |
[May. 17th, 2008|12:56 pm] |
A dear friend of mine was/is in the China quake (In Chengdu, to be precise). She's as fine as can be expected. She managed to find some time to blog about the experience so far. I know at least one person here knows her, ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) fierceblue, but I'm not sure if you knew where Laura was these days.
Here is her blog,
It's a tragic and beautiful read.
Every now and then, I step away from my little world, look at my life from afar, and wonder how I managed to become surrounded by such amazing people. |
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| Who needs a babysitter when you have this contraption? |
[May. 17th, 2008|10:03 am] |
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| Thomas Klementsson |
[May. 17th, 2008|11:51 am] |
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| Post tagging |
[May. 17th, 2008|11:50 am] |
Even though I am not one of the mods here, I am making this post because I am probably at least partly responsible for tagging being re enabled for this community, through a request to one of the mods.
My hope was for the tagging to help cut down on reposting.
Anyone who is doing post tagging, please refrain from editorializing your personal opinions into the tags. The tagging help is appreciated, but it would be better to do this with objectivity.
Please keep to the subject matter. Let everyone who sees the post decide for themselves if it is fail, repost, dumb, ect.
A good rule of thumb would be to stick with nouns and pronouns, Refrain from using adjectives and adverbs, unless they address the subject specifically, as in bad boob job.
Thanks.
Edit: I don't really care that much, It was just an observation.
I am taking beolll's advice and going outside.
To the one who likes to play with the tags, have fun. :) |
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| gay marriage |
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ive been out of the loop so i was the last to hear-- but it makes me quite proud of my home state. |
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| Super-plus-size body stocking |
[May. 17th, 2008|11:15 am] |
So, folks, I have a problem, and I hope you can help. I need a flesh-tone body stocking before July 20, and my highest-recommended retailer, www.sugarpetals.com, waited a month or so to tell me that they do not make custom-made body stockings, and their largest available size is ten inches or so below my measurements. Anyone got an idea where/how I could get a body stocking in my measurements by July 20?
Thanks in advance! :)
ETA: My measurements are - Underbust: 47 inches, Waist: 53 inches, and Hips: 64 1/2 inches.
X-posted to : bbw_bellydancer, bellydancegear, and bellydancers |
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| dw i wedi enill! |
[May. 17th, 2008|03:29 pm] |
I won the Welsh market treats lottery! They were having a little contest at the market today where you were supposed to find three 'misplaced' items, and then write down the stall number where they were 'hidden' and enter to win a hamper full of stuff. And I won! I actually won something! The hamper contained some thick-cut bacon, wild boar cross apple & leek sausages, chili-marinated chicken wings a big gammon joint, a Welsh black beef brisket, two pork steaks (all local and organic meats!), local Welsh honey, homemade lemon curd, orange & cider brandy marmalade, half a dozen organic free-range eggs, an asparagus quiche made with goats milk and goats cheese, a dozen welsh cakes, a loaf of lovely sundried tomato & herb artisan bread, and a big hunk o' cheese (not sure what kind but it's tasty)! Probably like £50 worth of stuff. :) So needless to say, I am somewhat off the healthy eatin' bandwagon today, heh. Once I ate a few welsh cakes it was all over!
Hoozoo! |
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| Claudia Schiffer by Mario Testino |
[May. 17th, 2008|11:03 am] |
Vogue Germany June 2008
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| puppy! |
[May. 17th, 2008|09:31 am] |
Went to Petco yesterday and bought a new box for J-J. She seems to be adjusting pretty well, and went in to sleep last night without too much trouble.
The guy who helped me get it had an interesting suggestion for Jola's heritage, which, upon further investigation, seems to make a lot of sense!
She's always had a dark nose, but her mouth is blacker I think then when she was a puppy.
Puppy!
From the other day, foot licking:
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| Man convicted for putting sambal in woman's vagina |
[May. 17th, 2008|04:09 pm] |
Because I doubt that recent Dutch news could be old here...
Source: here (Dutch)
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A 62-year old man from Alphen has been convicted for 18 months of jailtime (6 months probation) for abusing his wife. The man had gone completely nuts because according to him his wife had had sex with a friend of the family.
The abuse started in 2000, when the couple had already been married for twenty years. According to the wife she didn't have a relationship with the family's friend at all. But she confessed to the relationship anyway to stop her husband from slapping her around.
After her false confession, the man started to humiliate his wife. He burnt her pubic hair, let her drink his urine and smeared sambal in her vagina. He also made her put tattoos on her body with the name of her supposed lover and he forced her to sleep on the floor naked for many nights. Every night she had to drink a glass of his urine as punishment and he pushed peppers up her vagina. He also sent nude photo's of her to her friends and colleagues and threatened to kill her.
The children were witnesses to the abuse. "My father has a sick mind," a son later testified to the police.
The man denied most of the charges yesterday. The burning of the pubic hair was at her request, he stated. And she did the slapping (in the face, etc) herself as well, so he said. The prosecutor called the behaviour of the man "too bizarre for words and totally unacceptable". Aside from punishment in jail the prosecutor also demanded a contact prohibition, prohibiting the man from being in touch with his wife. Both of them have gone into hiding now.
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- Burning a vagina with sambal!??! D: Sambal is a very hot condiment, made of various peppers including chili D: *cringes*
- ONLY 18 months of jail time!? The laws in the Netherlands really suck when it comes to convicting criminals.
- Gone into hiding? Huh?? |
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| Looking for a few patterns |
[May. 17th, 2008|09:19 am] |
Firstly I'm trying to find a pattern for a coat like this:
Secondly I'm having trouble locating a good pattern for a 3 point jesters hat like this:
I'm trying to find free patterns if at all possible. Thanks very much in advance! |
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| Inside the hermit crab's shell |
[May. 17th, 2008|05:10 am] |
May not be terribly WTF, but I found this quite neat...a clear shell:
I keep wondering if the crab is totally confused.
EDIT: This post now featured in  wtf_stupid! |
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| ANAK NG TETENG! |
[May. 17th, 2008|07:11 pm] |
Now on to bad boob jobs:
Sometimes, breast implant surgery goes terribly wrong as in the case of the lady above (her name is Allaura Sweet). I'm not sure what this complication is called, but obviously, her breast augmentation was not successful. Two common breast augmentation complications are double bubble (The implant diameter exceeded the native fold's ability to stretch to accommodate the larger implant diameter.) and capsular contraction (This is when the body reacts by forming a lining of tissue around it called the capsule. In some cases the capsule begins to shrink, squeezing the implant that it surrounds.)
Someone return Maddie's pointy-cone bra, STAT!
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BTW, the title is me swearing in Filipino. |
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