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Wilt [May. 9th, 2008|08:24 am]
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[mood | uncomfortable]
[music |construction]

My lungs feel like a bouquet being held too tightly at the bottom. It's crushing the stems and making the flowers wilt, damnit. My energy levels are way down. All I've been doing this week, it seems, is napping or sitting on my ass. I want to get back to dance and kung fu classes next week, but I'm not so sure my lungs will comply. Nevertheless, I did go for a decent walk yesterday, some calisthenics and my seniors' dance class the day before, and a run the day before that. I teach dance tonight. And I want to go for another run. Maybe I'll get some dance practice in today. Let's see how that goes.

Dancing. Yeah. I want to do a lot more of that. I recently got a copy of Ariellah's drilling DVD, and am eager to give it another try.

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Wow. I just remembered it's my anniversary this month (14th!). Umm, [info]f00dave, what do you want to do for it? My weekends are full, but I have a raincheck for plans I've been making for some time.

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My tabs are filling up again. Have some tasty links.

Steampunk Star Wars: I'm pretty sure I linked to this before, but [info]papajoemambo's post made me want to link to it again. You know what I want to see? Steampunk renditions of other 70s pop culture: Diff'rent Strokes, Jabberjaws, Towering Inferno, etc.

Plantimals: Corns have ears. Potatoes have eyes. These have, well....

My Beautiful Mommy: Children's book about plastic surgery.

50 Greatest Commercial Parodies of All Time: Cute.

The Ultimate Showdown of Homosexuality: NSFW. Just as brilliant as The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, but far more nekkid.

Katar Gallery: These are some almighty gorgeous daggers, and if I still had the facilities, I'd make one for myself.

Smell Yo Dick: Oh, pop music. How I love you so.
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A Mundane Recap of No Possible Interest to Any, Including Me! [Apr. 30th, 2008|01:58 pm]
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[mood | tired]
[music |traffic]

I felt utterly run down for the past two days. I think yesterday's therapeutic massage session and last night's excess of sleep has ameliorated the problem, somewhat. Yet somehow, despite the exhaustion, brutal neck pain, and [info]f00dave's constant questioning (f00: "Are you depressed? You look depressed!" Me: "No. Just really tired and hurting." f00: "You sure?" Me: "YES!!!"), I managed to teach a dance class, take a yoga class, go for a run, go for a bike ride, and take my first advanced pole class.

Today I go for another run, teach another dance class, take another pole class, and go to the Ren to see Stephen Thrasher. You should go, too. Free show, interesting people, and cheap beer. What more can you want on a Wednesday night?

This weekend is busy again. I'm planning on scouting out the new LARP location. It's a sizable property, and I want to know where the hazards are. I'm also playing with sticks, knives, and fists with Sifu Chuck, [info]lindalicious, [info]gha5t, and company, and then I'm off to Toronto with [info]schwartzung and Sara to see Meshuggah and motherfucking MINISTRY. Oh hells, yes! Then I'm bringing my new buddy Rooster back home with me for a couple of days so he can vacation in beautiful, scenic Kitchener.

I finally ordered business cards. It's about freaking time. Next up, I want promotional postcards to have on-hand for my various performance and teaching venues. I'm hoping there's a place locally which sells 'em for cheap. And then, I need to get my costuming book back in print. Oh yes....

Want links? I've got your links right here.

Help Mother Nature Fight Back: Bizarre promotional campaign meant to increase awareness of the plight of endangered species. Or maybe it's an attempt to up the arms race. I'm not sure which.

Lizards Rapidly Evolve After Introduction to Island: Lizardmen are only a couple of decades away....

Orangutan attempts to hunt fish with spear: Maybe that awareness campaign isn't so far off, after all.

And now for a video that boggled my mind (thanks, [info]gha5t). These guys are total nutjobs, and I love them for it.

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Just In.... [Apr. 22nd, 2008|04:36 pm]
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[mood | gotta pee!]
[music |traffic]

This is the only photo I've seen from my weekend performance (as taken by Anka Dolhun)....

Poi backbend
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Eedjit [Apr. 21st, 2008|07:28 pm]
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[mood | embarrassed]

I'm a moron.

It's a gorgeous, hot day today. I went for a run, and more than doubled what I last did. I ran all the way to the park, did a lap of the park, then ran all the way back home without needing to stop. This is a record for me, and also proves to me that I'm not necessarily hopeless, after all.

Then, when I got home, I did scads of housework.

Then I did about an hour of dance practice and crashed. Hard.

My eyes felt like they each weighed about five pounds. My muscles were killing me. I was exhausted. My head hurt. And I had to go teach dance class in half an hour.

Then, about fifteen minutes before I had to leave for class, I realized what was wrong with me.

I hadn't had anything to drink today aside from a cup of tea for breakfast.

Damn, but I'm a twit.

So now I keep a half litre of water on my desk so I don't forget to hydrate. Gah!
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Outversion: A Review of Inversion:Rewind [Apr. 21st, 2008|08:43 am]
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[mood | thankful]
[music |Wade Robson - I Question Mark]

April 19, St.-Stephen-in-the-Fields Church, Toronto

I have to admit, when I first heard the concept for Inversion: Rewind show, I was dubious. I thought people would quickly sicken of hearing Beats Antique's "Trinkit" more than a half-dozen times in less than two hours. But then I saw the radically different interpretations, and I was won over. It was an incredible show, filled with stellar performances in a wide array of styles. No two interpretations were even slightly similar. Accents in the song which demanded I place special emphasis on them in my dance were completely ignored by other dancers who found their own key points. I danced with poi. One troupe danced with hats. Another dancer with an umbrella. Another with a puppet and a huge paper hoop skirt. One with a chair and spider-like hand movements. We were all different, and we somehow made the song different. After the show, I heard many people say they hadn't even realized we were using the same music until well into the second act.

And it wasn't just the dancers who were great, and who made this my all-time favourite belly dance gig.
  • It was the venue. St.-Stephen-in-the-Fields church is a gorgeous space. Although I am a distinctly irreligious person, the stained glass, impressive pipe organ, and soaring arches provided a warm ambience and intimate venue.
  • It was the acoustics. The vaulted ceilings and size of the room made the sound resonate in the warmest fashion.
  • It was the costuming. Great care had been taken with what the dancers were wearing. Outfits were well-matched with performance pieces, and in the instance of Maryfer's crazy hoop skirt, integral to the dance.
  • It was the audience. In performance, I personally find a form of symbiosis. If either the performer or audience doesn't do their job, the performance loses something. At Inversion: Rewind, both audience and performers did their job beautifully. Even when I was under the blinding spotlights, when I couldn't see the people filling the seats, I knew they were there. I could feel their spellbound attention directed at me, and I soaked it up greedily, pulling it into myself and directing it right back out at them in the form of my dance. And when I stood backstage and watched the other performances, I could see the same thing was happening with the other dancers. The audience was jubilant and exuberant with the joyous performances, and hushed and reverent with the more reflective dances.


And as for my own performance? This is my third time dancing at one of Audra's events, and the previous two times, I felt off. The first time, I was dancing on a badly sprained ankle. The second time, I just wasn't connecting with my music in a way that felt natural to me. This time around, I'm ok with what I did. "Trinkit" is admittedly not my favourite piece to dance to, and after almost two hundred listenings of the song (no exaggeration. My iTunes says I listened to it 178 times, and that's not including the times I listed to it on my iPod), I'll be perfectly fine with never hearing it again for a few years. It's not the most ideal song for me to spin poi to, but the glitchiness of the tune let me hit a few beats to maximum effect (gotta love that double kick change near the end).

In contrast, I only listened to my other song a couple dozen times at most, and it was far less challenging for me, even if the dance I did to it was far more complex. I chose "Orca" by Wintersleep at the eleventh hour, and beyond a bit of visualizing in my chair to the song, didn't practice to the piece at all. But I didn't need to. I've been thinking about this song for over a year. The song speaks to me, tells me to dance to it in a very particular fashion, and does so in no uncertain terms. And so I complied, filling the space around me with what I was feeling internally. The song switches between soft, plaintive singing to harsh crescendos, so I danced it in two corresponding styles. I kept the floorwork soft and slow for the quiet parts of the song, and added a violent sort of martial arts and zaar fusion to the aggressive bits. I rationed out my eye contact with the audience for maximum effect. I floated off the floor, hovering just off the stage with the power of my thighs. I raked my hair across my face. I kicked. I clenched fists. I buried my face in my hands. And when the applause struck me, I was grateful.

It is for moments like these that I dance.
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All This, and I Sometimes Dance, Too [Apr. 18th, 2008|04:06 pm]
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[mood | thirsty]
[music |32crash - Isomodia]

If you're in Toronto tomorrow night, please come see Inversion: Rewind.

I'll be doing two performances, an odd little poi piece to "Trinkit" by Beats Antique, and a more emotionally draining piece (to me, at least) to "Orca" by Wintersleep. And I'll be debuting a swank new costume (black and grey with garters, choli, short-shorts, and flared leggings).

It's bound to be an interesting evening, showcasing the talents of a diverse group of alternative tribal and fusion belly dancers.



And on Sunday, I'll be back in Kitchener teaching a mini lesson in belly dance at Impact Movement Studios (161 King St. West, upstairs). The event runs from 11-2, is only five bucks, and you can pick and choose which classes you want to take (everything from pole dance to tango to swing to belly dance). There's no need to preregister. You can just show up. I think I'm on around 1.



I continue to teach drop-in classes at Impact. I teach Mondays at 6pm, and starting on May 2nd, I'll also be teaching on Fridays at 6pm. Classes are $10 each, and again, there's no need to pre-register. Just show up, and we'll work on whatever strikes my fancy (it's a technique class with freestyle dancing at the end).
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Raar! [Apr. 15th, 2008|07:24 pm]
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[mood | determined]

My legs feel like half-set gelatin. Where did all my muscles go? If I keep exercising, I know I'll find 'em again!

At 4:30 or so, I went for a run. At 6, I went to pole class. In a few minutes, I leave for kung fu.

I want to start going to morning kung fu again, which adds another hour of cycling to the mix.

Gonna pump that body to the top!
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Not Just Another Song and Dance Act [Apr. 15th, 2008|01:42 pm]
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[mood | busy]
[music |Left Spine Down - Hang Up]

In case I haven't mentioned, I've been extremely busy, even for me. )
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I am the New Techno Viking [Mar. 31st, 2008|03:27 pm]
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[mood | busy]
[music |rain]

The weekend was a blast. I went to [info]shbe and [info]tailchaser's stag and doe party, where I decorated and performed. I wore a crazy technicolour Viking outfit (holographic dress, a mish-mash of various cultural jewellery, braids, a fluffy white sheepskin, hip scarf, Spanish silver belt, and what I call my gay Viking orgy hat). Then I danced to "Indiscrete" by Qntal, starting off with poi, dumping those and dancing solo, then grabbing a dagger and ending the performance with a pyrotechnic flash. Huzzah! It seemed to go over well, despite me looking like an utter goof and having never heard the music prior to the night before.

Afterwards (once the fire and dagger were put safely away), I got right and utterly wasted on beer, screwdrivers, whiskey, and vodka. On realizing I was staggering around and hoping to start bar fights, I drank enough water to submerge a submarine, and was fine a half hour or so later. Two days later, I'm still peeing like a race horse. I drank a LOT of water....

Want some links? Here you go!

How to be a Scene Kid: Includes such great advice as "Scene kids should listen to 'Conway Twitty', 'Jimmy Buffet', 'Harry Chapin' and 'Brook Benton'," and "Add extra letters to many of your words. For example: 'rawwr' 'kiiid' 'kayyy' 'baaby'."

Anti-Emo Riots Break Out Across Mexico: Ok, I understand that people don't like emo kids, but rioting over it? Hmm.

*barf*: Clamato beer? No.

USB Humping Dogs: I don't get it.

Ken Lee - Bulgarian Idol: Bwahahahaha!

Velvet Worm Juice: Now that's just too weird (thanks, [info]shbe).

Rachachuros Seasoning: Pig: Necrophiliac bestiality cuisine ads. Just plain bizarre.

Naughty Nads: Kitties.

Appendix Removed Through Vagina: That sounds rather complicated, to me (thanks, [info]gha5t).
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Stuff and Nonsense [Mar. 12th, 2008|11:49 am]
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[mood | asthma-hound chihuahua]

Today will be a day of leather, cleaning, and dance. James is coming over at some point to do armour stuff with me.

On Friday, I'll be auditioning for a burlesque show. I may be performing at yet another burlesque show in June. I keep myself busy.

Oh, yes! Yesterday, I received the good news that I'll be teaching more dance classes for good money. Huzzah!

Check out these links.

Futility Closet: My new favourite mailing list. It sends me all sorts of trivia, such as these:

  • "Quite recently in China fifteen wooden idols were tried and condemned to decapitation for having caused the death of a man of high military rank. On complaint of the family of the deceased the viceroy residing at Fouchow ordered the culprits to be taken out of the temple and brought before the criminal court of that city, which after due process of law sentenced them to have their heads severed from their bodies and then to be thrown into a pond. The execution is reported to have taken place in the presence of a large concourse of approving spectators and 'amid the loud execrations of the masses,' who seem in their excitement to have 'lost their heads' as well as the hapless deities." – E.P. Evans, The Criminal Prosecution and Capital Punishment of Animals, 1906
  • – A.C. Orr, Literary Digest, 1906
  • "In 1991 Harvard's music library discovered a lost canon of Mozart, the composer who Leonard Bernstein said offers 'the spirit of compassion, of universal love, even of suffering — a spirit that knows no age, that belongs to all ages.'
    It's called 'Lick Me in the Ass.'"



Stormhunter: A storm chaser who lives in the same part of the world as I do. I need to meet this guy!

Spite House: Four stories tall, 100 feet long, and just five feet wide, Spite House was built out of, well, spite.

Gender differences in language appear biological: Does this explain why I feel smarter on paper than I do in person (thanks, [info]f00dave)?

AP probe finds drugs in drinking water: "A vast array of pharmaceuticals — including antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones — have been found in the drinking water supplies of at least 41 million Americans, an Associated Press investigation shows" (thanks, [info]warren_ellis).

The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time: Pretty good points are made, here. Move over, Chuck Norris. Jackson and Roosevelt make you look like a pussy (thanks, [info]tdj).

Nanaimo, The Google Capital of the World: No longer just known for its tasty bars, its now going to be known for its Big Brotherness.

Do the Test: I passed (thanks, [info]gha5t).
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Hippy Hippy Shakes [Mar. 7th, 2008|01:28 pm]
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[mood | sleepy]

They say (whoever they may be) that you don't die in dreams without dying in reality. Well, I must be the new Messiah, because I've resurrected many times. The other night, I dreamed I was hung at a scaffold until I died. I counted the wraps on the noose before they put it around my neck. I felt the bounce after the drop, and the break in my neck. The whole experience was fascinating, in a clinical sort of way. I didn't wake up with a sore neck, either.

I've been very busy the past couple of days. I taught two hipwork-intensive dance classes the other night, walked for a good 90 minutes or so yesterday, went to tap class, and went to kung fu and did squats until I thought my legs would die. But then something did. During some routine technique drills with [info]gha5t, my hip suddenly gave out on me. It felt like it was trying to pop out of joint in the most painful of fashions. I guess I haven't entirely healed up from the fall I took last month, and all that exercise over the past 48 hours exacerbated it. So when I went out to Ren last night, I didn't go dancing. I'm going to give my hips a bit of a rest, at least until Monday when I have to go back to teaching again.

For a very fit person, I sure am decrepit.

Tap class is so much frigging fun. How is it I never got into this before? Brush step ball change, hop step, spring step toe, all that stuff. I get to speed up as I become comfortable with a combination, and I get to make lots of noise while doing it!

Once I get my membership to CADA, I might sign up for private swing lessons, too. I can get one free private class at a studio in uptown Waterloo, so I'll check it out and see if I like their teaching style. If so, I'll go from there....

I also found a few places which offer voice lessons. I've been wanting singing lessons for decades, no joke. CADA may help subsidize that, too. Oh yes.

I lied to a telemarketer, yesterday. Someone called up asking if I'd received my free beef sample (hurr hurr), and I told them I'm a vegetarian. I did this once before to a beef phone spammer back in NB who'd been calling me regularly, and they never called me again. So here's hoping it works again this time. I don't want your frozen cow meats. No. Tonight, I'm roasting a chicken.

Links? Ok. I do have a couple.

Throne of Weapons: I can't say it looks like a very comfortable chair, but it sure is an interesting one with an extensive history.

Hunting Deer with a Trained Golden Eagle: I hadn't realized birds took down prey of this size.

Execution by Saw: That's one hell of a toy.

Forestiere Underground Gardens: A true DIY maestro made an underground Mediterranean grotto in Fresno, CA. I'd love to visit this place.
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Resume Dancing [Mar. 3rd, 2008|12:15 pm]
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[music |Qntal - Sleeping]

Yesterday I tried out partner dancing for the first time. Ok, maybe not for the first time, as I had a ten-minute merengue lesson with a Cuban hottie about six years ago. This time, I tried out Argentinian tango and West Coast swing. I found the movement styles very interesting--more like horseback riding or Wing Chun sticky hands than like any other dancing I've done. Both styles relied on pressure cues from my partner, and once I figured out what those cues were, I progressed very quickly. I think I'm more partial to the swing dance than the tango. I didn't get to try lindy hop, but I may get that opportunity yet.

After taking those dance classes (and teaching my own quick and dirty belly dance class), I went for a walk in the park with [info]f00dave with my camera in hand. Unfortunately, although I saw many things I wanted to photograph, the light was very flat, and the shots don't pop the way I want them to. Still, I did get some practice in composition, and got to laugh at ducks sliding around on ice and marvelled at the destroyed computer sitting in a snowbank.

Today I'm working on my dance résumé. I have a couple of potential dance jobs coming up, and if I get them, maybe, just maybe, I'll be able to save up for a better camera.

Links? Sure.

What a Choice! Sex With a Sleaze for $100,000 or Writing for Peanuts: I want a sugar daddy, but not that much.

Racial slur on sofa label stuns family: "When the new chocolate-coloured sofa set was delivered to her Brampton home, Doris Moore was stunned to see packing labels describing the shade as 'Nigger-brown'" (thanks, [info]schwartzung).

Russian 'bird-boy' discovered in aviary: "Russian care workers have rescued a seven-year-old 'bird-boy' who can communicate only by 'chirping' after his mother raised him in a virtual aviary." They lie. He also shakes his feathers.

Erotic Falconry: Parts of this are NSFW, so be warned. "Where’s the deviance in wanting to pull feathers rather than blond hair? What’s abnormal about wanting to see your wife take a three-inch beak instead of a 10-inch African American phallus or a silicon, injection-molded forearm? How can a human vagina or anus even compare to hollow bones or a molty egg-hole."

Cougar Page: Kitties! The cutest frigging mountain lions, ever.

Mysteries of Radio: Number stations. What is the purpose of these bizarre broadcasts? I don't know, but I'm looking for my tinfoil hat....

Students exchanged nude cell phone photos: Little kids, actually. It's the high-tech version of playing doctor.

Fit By Jen: Jen was morbidly obese. Then she got control of her eating and exercise habits, and now she's a personal trainer, and pretty darned inspirational!

Alcoholic parents force children to suckle dogs: No mention if any of these kids ever went on to start their own Roman empires.

How creepy do you want it?: "The famously eerie tale of nine dead Russian hikers, with all the bizarre details you can handle."
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I Haven't Even Been Fighting [Feb. 29th, 2008|05:18 pm]
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[mood | hungry]
[music |Amy Winehouse - Some Unholy War]

I look like I've been jabbed all over with sticks. I have many bruises, and can only account for about half of them (last night's breakdancing experiment). Where the other ones came from is a complete mystery to me. But despite my brutish appearance, I'm off to do a photoshoot with [info]angramainyu tonight.

As for the breakdance class, well, let's just say I harbour numerous doubts about my future abilities to throw down and battle. I don't think I have any potential as a breakdancer. Where some movement styles click with me right away, some do not. You can guess which category break dance is in for me. That being said, I do believe I can eventually get the basics for up rock figured out.... Except that I doubt I'll be attending any more breakdance classes. They happen during my regularly scheduled wing chun training slots. Last night's tap class, however, continued happily. Although I got lost during a few of the time signatures, I'm progressing so quickly as to utterly freak out my instructor and the advanced student in the class. So maybe I have a future in tap! I know I'm having a helluva lot of fun with it.

After dancing, I went to Ren with [info]schwartzung, ostensibly for a business meeting, but our contact didn't show. So we hung around for a while and took in the drag show. I feel like an alien at these events. Seeing straight men dressed up like tarty women getting hit on by other straight men confuses my brains. And watching a strip-tease with a drag queen going down to nothing but strategically placed duct tape was certainly amusing. The front looked ok, but the back really looked like an arse taped shut. And I really have to wonder about just how it would feel to yank duct tape off such sensitive skin. Yikes.

Tomorrow, I'm off to London to check out the clubs there. This is just as much for work as it is for pleasure. I've been drafted into DSoL as a promotions assistant, and some of our events will be taking place there, and we want to see the clubs firsthand. Also, I may very well be dancing there this spring.

Today, I received an email from a dancer asking me to photograph her at a show. Unfortunately, I won't be able to go to her show, but it's very flattering to be asked for specifically as a photographer. I'm used to being asked for as a model, but this is my first time being requested as a photographer. I really do enjoy taking pictures, and I'm finding it an excellent creative challenge to photograph live shows, whether they're of dancers or musicians. I'll keep it up, and maybe someday I'll even get the camera that will let me take the kind of shots I want to take.

Links? Why yes!

Blind Irishman sees with the aid of son's tooth in his eye: This is probably the strangest medical headline I've ever seen.

Somebody Needs Some Pantene: Oh Christ....

Form and Function: A series of amazing photos of some amazing women: professional athletes in a wide array of shapes and sizes.

New theory (and old equations) may explain causes of ship-sinking freak waves: "On a stormy April day in 1995, the RMS Queen Elizabeth 2 was sailing in the North Atlantic when the ocean liner dipped into a 'hole in the sea.' Out of the darkness, a towering 95-foot wave threatened to crash down upon the vessel, which the 70,000-ton ship attempted to surf in order to avoid being pummeled to the bottom of the ocean." This is the sort of thing that makes me question the wisdom of those planned floating cities.

And last, but not least, comes this: Pseudopod 79: Ice: creepy mariner fiction by [info]elanya. Download it now, because I think it's only available for today.
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Mini Dance Workshops This Sunday [Feb. 28th, 2008|11:13 pm]
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On Sunday, Waterloo Dance and Impact Movement Studios at 161 King St. West (2nd floor) in Kitchener will be hosting a medley of half-hour dance classes. For just five bucks, you can try out half-hour classes in salsa, belly dance (with me), pole dance, swing and tango. It runs from noon until 2pm. If I can find my big bag o' veils, I'll be teaching a few veil techniques.
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DANCE! [Feb. 28th, 2008|03:15 pm]
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[mood | creative]
[music |Puscifer - Rev. 22:20 (Dry Martini Mix)]

After teaching my classes last night, I ended up doing some role-playing gaming online, something I haven't done in a decade or so. Just as I was wrapping up, my phone rang. It was Sara, wondering where I was. You see, last night was goth night at the Ren, and I am usually there around 23:00. Here it was, 23:30 or so, and I was nowhere to be seen. I guess the regulars were nervous! So I heeded my summons and got my arse down there.

I didn't end up doing too much dancing. I was pretty shagged out. However, I did try that descension from yesterday's Danse du Jour clip three times. The first time, it worked. The next two times, I got cocky and ended up falling flat on my back good and hard, and not at all with any grace. So yeah. That move needs work, but I know I can do it....

Today's plans include figuring out what I'm going to do for my next upcoming dance performances. I still have to figure out something concrete for the Beats Antique song, and I'm still contemplating what to mix with it. The venue has lots of room, so I could do poi, if I were so inclined. It might be a good accompanying piece for the "Trinkit" dance, which I see as being half standing up, and half down on the ground, and all pretty slow and controlled. So something speedy and energetic might be nice.

It would also be nice to use veil poi (or voi), but sufficient practice space is problematic. I need high ceilings. Hmm... I could go early to my Wednesday teaching gig, and use the room there. Huzzah!

I've been invited to perform at a couple other events in Toronto, but I'm still hedging. I'd have to make new costumes, just because of the themes of the show, and I'm not sure I have time to complete them plus put together new dances.

I also have an upcoming photo shoot with 8 Digital, and need to practice more for upcoming gigs with them. The black leather dance costume I'm working on would work well for this.

Tonight, I'm back to tap class, and then I'm going to try out a breakdancing class (although I won't be able to continue, because it's during my regular wing chun slot).

Oooh. I just had a cool idea for the costume I'm making. Gotta scribble it down while I'm thinking about it....

Oh yes. Inspiration. It could very well work. I'm going to need a lot of cord/lacing. Anyhow, I'll post these links, and then I'm back to work doing costuming while pounding my music deep into the recesses of my brain.

7 Abandoned Wonders of the European Union: From Deserted Castles Retrofuturistic Factories: The castle is especially beautiful. I wish I had something this amazing close by. Imagine the wonderful photo opportunities....

Google Gives All SF Homeless Free Voicemail: "A homeless person will be able to call in for his or her messages from any phone. The move by the city and the company would allow someone to be able to fill out a job application, which asks for a call back number."

New Underwear Technology May Devastate U.S. Masculinity: Is it really any worse than underwire bras?

[Hardcore kitty dancing]
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It Won't Go Down [Feb. 27th, 2008|08:27 pm]
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[mood | amused]
[music |Puscifer - Cuntry Boner]

I have reached a high point in my dance career.

I am currently teaching a floorwork class in my underwear. While drinking rum. To "Cuntry Boner" by Puscifer.
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Danse du Jour [Feb. 25th, 2008|02:53 pm]
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[mood | tired]
[music |Garbage - Milk]

Yolanda "Tongolele" Montes does a bizarre falling down and rolling around dance at the end of this clip.

I'm not terribly fond of her costume, but that's just how dancers dressed around 1949.

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Inversions: Upcoming Dance Performance [Feb. 25th, 2008|02:45 pm]
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[mood | okay]
[music |Garbage - Milk]

[Inversions]
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Pieces of Dance, Pieces of Me [Feb. 25th, 2008|01:28 pm]
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[mood | thoughtful]
[music |Puscifer - The Undertaker (Spanish Fly Mix)]

I spent yesterday afternoon listening to and reading porn at an erotica workshop. Next time, I'll have one of my own stories to read. Afterwards, [info]schwartzung attacked me with a javelin, and I cut my finger down to the bone on a chipped plate. Blood was everywhere. I'm still not quite sure how that happened.

I've been listening to Beats Antique's "Trinkit" lately, getting myself prepared for an upcoming dance performance. It's a bit tricky, because I've been assigned this piece to perform to, and it isn't something I find terribly inspiring. So I'm listening to it to death, hoping that something will click. Right now, I only have an idea for two or three small sections of the song. I have to do much better than that. And I still have to pick out a complementary song to dance to. I'm thinking about "Crooked Spoons" by Otep again, but I'm not sure. I'd definitely have to do the Otep song second, because once I dance to that, there's nothing left of me. It just kills me. The last time I performed to it, it took me about a month to recover.

Not this time, but at some point, I really want to dance to the Dry Martini mix of Rev. 22:20 by Puscifer (available here). Yowza....

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I'm not especially afraid of heights, but this video gives me the willies. Gah....

Spot the 'invisible' men and women in artist's amazing photographs: Interesting exploration of invisibility/camouflage.

People Can't believe I'm single because of my looks: Oh jeeze.

Net admirers pay for breast implants: Ok, I'm not posting this for the reason you might expect. It's because of this statement: "Strathmore is scheduled for breast augmentation on April 10 -- when she will go from a 29A to a 36C cup". How the hell does that work? I can see how she can go from an A to a C, but how is she gaining seven inches around her rib cage? Are they giving her the opposite of liposuction? WTF?

Afghan reporter shocked by trial: Worst headline title, ever. "An Afghan reporter sentenced to death after downloading an article from the internet on women's rights has said his trial lasted just four minutes." Poor fucker....
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Step Over, Paula Abdul [Feb. 21st, 2008|07:17 pm]
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I just got back from my first ever tap dance class.

Holy crap, but tap is FUN!

Now I'm sure I'll be scuffing up the kitchen linoleum practicing. Woohoo!
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