| Encore Une Fois |
[Nov. 25th, 2009|06:27 pm] |
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| | Azam Ali - Lasse Pour Quoi | ] |
I'm going to a series of micro-talks tonight. 5-minute talks for the ADD generation, I guess. Tomorrow, I begin playing a new Vampire Dark Ages campaign. Huzzah!
More links for you. Some of them are bad-ass.
Shark bite acts as emergency caesarean: More like a coincidental caesarean, but who am I to quibble with anthropomorphism in the media?
Embryonic Cannibalism: Baby sharks eat other baby sharks in utero. Now that's bad-ass. I suspect that they might prefer a peanut butter sandwich, but such delicacies are difficult to obtain inside a shark uterus.
Clay Report: Twitter has everything (thanks, Ted).
Your Skin Can Help Your Ears Listen: "People can 'hear' not only with their ears, but also with their skin, new research shows" (thanks, ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) f00dave).
Design fixed for 1,000mph car: 64 mph is all anyone will ever need.
Puke In My Mouth: The feminine follow-up to Jizz In My Pants (thanks, Amelia).
Cop Tases 10-Year-Old Girl: Tasing is the new spanking.
I want this chair.
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| Dink Lump |
[Nov. 18th, 2009|02:12 pm] |
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| | Yendri - Machinespirit | ] |
It's that time again.
MeccaMercy iz not liking U: I like this makeup (thanks, snowy_kathryn).
Passive Aggressive Notes: Exactly what it says (thanks, Sara).
how NOT to try and grab the attention of a magazine: Actually, it did grab the magazine's attention, but not in a positive way.
Breathing out of hole in back: Disturbing and fascinating.
Placenta Teddy Bear: Ummm....
The Top 5 Strangest Infomercial Products for Your Ass: Or for your dog's ass. It's all relative (thanks, Ted).
Japanese Have Big Gay Pink Penis Festival: I'm pretty sure this is a far right misrepresentation of Tagata Jinja Hounen Matsuri, which is actually a fertility festival.
Pterodactyl Porn: NSFW. I found it again! I thought it had been lost from the internet. I am relieved it is not.
Music video with naked human furniture: Valley Lodge: NSFW. Cute video (thanks, Terre).
Single Malt Scotch Bars: I think I am in love.
'Female Viagra' boosts sexual desire in women with flagging libido: "Women who took a daily 100mg dose of the drug, called flibanserin, reported having satisfying sex more often than those who took a placebo. Before the trial, subjects reported an average of 2.8 satsifying sexual events per month. Those who took daily flibanserin saw this rise to 4.5 times a month, compared with a rise to 3.7 times a month for those taking placebo. None of the women knew whether they were taking the drug or the sham pills."
Deer loses head-butt with Wisconsin lawn ornament: Pygmalion was an herbivore.
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| Link Dump |
[Nov. 11th, 2009|11:44 am] |
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| | Lady Gaga - Bad Romance | ] |
It's been too long since I've cleared my burgeoning tabs. Here goes.....
WTF Belgian TV Show: NSFW, I guess. Surreal, and I have to wonder who this was marketed for (thanks, gha5t).
Rear Gear: Accessorize your pet and remove brown eye.
Fellatio by Fruit Bats Prolongs Copulation Time: I wonder if this is being considered for an igNobel award (thanks, tdr).
Meat Hand: Amazing meat loaf! I want this!
Bees that Drink Human Tears: I'm not afraid of bees, per se, but this would likely send me into conniptions (thanks, elanya).
PhotoSketch: Make the Internet Create Photos for You : Very, very interesting. Makes the cries of "Shopped!" ring all the louder, I suppose.
Girl, 11, weds and gives birth on same day: She's excited to have "a new toy".
World's smallest mother to risk giving birth for third time: She really does look like an anthropomorphic beach ball.
Fear of Girls: Always worth another watch. Love it (thanks, Sabir)!
Lady Gaga: Bad Romance: I started off not liking her, and now I have a non-grudging admiration for her work. This video is excellent (thanks, elanya).
Cell Size and Scale: Coffee beans are big (thanks, f00dave).
Great White nearly bit in half by an even BIGGER monster: Swimmers stay out of the water after warning over giant 20ft shark: With what may be the MOST AMAZING SHARK PHOTO EVER!
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| Buzz Buzz Buzz |
[Oct. 16th, 2009|03:20 pm] |
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| | Gary Numan - Slave | ] |
I'm still plugging away at that dadgummed furry porn story. I don't think I've ever had something take so long. Over a week, and I'm still shy of 1000 words. Terrible.
Earlier today, I went to hit a fly and snapped myself a good one in the jaw. I'm just that amazing. My apartment is buzzing with cluster flies. I think it's karma for the disease porn I wrote. But they're driving me CRAZY!
I'm baking another quiche, as I type. It will be delicious. I'm drooling in anticipation.
So now, for your eddification and schadenfreude purposes, I present to you yet another collection of links. Enjoy!
Girl chops off tongue to get the right' groom: "A 19-year-old girl chopped off her tongue inside a Shiva temple and offered it to the god at Jhar village in Bargarh. She did so to invoke the god's blessings to marry the person she desired instead of the match fixed by her parents."
7 Safety Products (for the Incredibly Paranoid): I kinda want to have a Rapex to leave sitting out in my apartment. I think it would be an excellent conversation-starter.
Like a Virgin Kit: I like to think of it as a twat squib.
Interracial couple denied marriage license in La.: "A Louisiana justice of the peace said he refused to issue a marriage license to an interracial couple out of concern for any children the couple might have. Keith Bardwell, justice of the peace in Tangipahoa Parish, says it is his experience that most interracial marriages do not last long."
Train an army of crows to gather treasure for you: "Josh Klein developed a machine that trains crows to trade coins for peanuts. Literally, for peanuts. So you fill this thing with peanuts and set it out, say, in a public park, and the crows will scour the ground for loose change, carry it to the machine, and drop it in a slot in exchange for food." I want one.
$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather: Uhh...
The Spiders That Decorate Their Own Webs: They have better taste than a lot of people I know.
If a typical picture is worth a thousand words, this one's worth plenty more than that (thanks, tailchaser). |
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| Speak, Oh Toothless Wonder! |
[Oct. 13th, 2009|04:26 pm] |
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| | Front 242 - Until Death | ] |
I woke up hitting myself in the face, Fight Club-style, this morning. I'm not sure what that was all about, but it's good to know I can take out the enemy within.
I live a rich and rewarding fantasy life, and in real life, I get to spend time with some truly awesome people. Now, if I can just figure out where all these damned flies came from and get rid of them, my life will be just about perfect.
The furry porn I'm writing is lagging. It's so hard for me to get into this. I'm just not a furvert. But I will persevere, damnit! I will write about cat people, and the story will somehow be hot. I am determined.
My teeth have started disintegrating again. Some people reject organ transplants. My mouth rejects fillings. I spit one out while grocery shopping with snowy_kathryn. I live your nightmare.
Have a couple of links. You know you want 'em.
Cape Town's passion gap: sexual myth or fashion victimhood?: Pull out your front teeth and be sexy.
Cliff Young – the farmer who inspired a nation: Amazing story about a toothless geezer who ran an ultra-marathon. Read this. I'm floored.
I am not easily squicked. But this video leaves my stomach heaving in displeasure. Thanks, Ted, for showing there are still things that bother me.
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| Variety is the Spice of Life |
[Oct. 7th, 2009|02:52 pm] |
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| | April Stevens - Teach Me Tiger | ] |
I am amazed by the people who have written to tell me that The Sick Fuck turned them on.
You guys are seriously creepy. I love you.
I have been challenged to write another off-kilter porn. If I finish my housework in time, I will begin work on it tonight.
Link time.
Iconic Photos: Excellent, thought-provoking photos with a wide variety of subjects.
Early Sydney Mug Shots: Every one of these vintage mug shots is a work of art, showing an enormous amount of character.
A Sight for Sore Eyes Cupcakes: I'm not a huge fan of icing, but I want these (thanks, snowy_kathryn)!
Feather-covered dinosaur fossils found: "A newly described, profusely feathered dinosaur may give lift to scientists’ understanding of bird and flight evolution, researchers report. The lithe creature, which stood about 28 centimeters tall at the hip, is the oldest known to have sported feathers and is estimated to be between 1 million and 11 million years older than Archaeopteryx, the first known bird." That's one goofy-looking critter.
99% of LARP players who Destroy their opponents with ease in combat only win because they have a superior weapon!: That weapon is SEXISM! Now with more T&A!
Fried Butter: The reason why someone is a huge fat-ass.
Cock of Cthulhu: I really want one of these for my mantelpiece. ... Yeah, that's what I call it, today.
Nerve cells live double lives: " Scientists at the Friedrich Miescher Institute for Biomedical Research (part of the Novartis Research Foundation) have identified a new neural circuit in the retina responsible for the detection of approaching objects. Surprisingly, however, this is not the only function the circuit fulfills. The same nerve cells are also responsible for night-time vision" (thanks, f00dave).
It's not lunacy, probes find water in moon dirt: "Three different space probes found the chemical signature of water all over the moon's surface, surprising the scientists who at first doubted the unexpected measurement until it was confirmed independently and repeatedly" (thanks, Jared).
How To Accidentally Throw A Furry Orgy Using Craigslist: Oh dear.
Erection Speedo: NSFW, and absolutely ridiculous.
Horny Dog Jerks Himself Off: NSFW, and surprised the hell out of me. I didn't know they could do that!
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| Decision |
[Sep. 23rd, 2009|12:10 pm] |
I have four performances next week.
I've chosen the following four songs:
Ofra Haza - Mata Hari
Man Man - Engrish Bwudd
Max Raabe - Kiss
Beats Antique - Trinkit
Now I need to find a costume to go with the Man Man song. I'm thinking my new itty bitty black frou-frou skirt with the shiny skull and crossbones and chain at the front, a black and silver corset, black and red striped socks, frilly red knickers, fishnet gauntlets, and big clunky shit-kicker boots.
I guess I'd better locate all these items and see what they look like on....
Time to do housework. But first, it's link time.
Terrorist hid explosives in his bottom: "Security experts said they have not come across a bomber who has concealed explosives in this way." If I were a suicide bomber, I might hide 'em in my Diva Cup.
'Gollum-like' monster emerges from lake: Children killed it with rocks. Can't say I blame 'em.
Woman accused of having sex with long-lost son: "A 35-year-old Waterford Township woman has been accused of sexually assaulting the teenage son she gave up for adoption years before."
Scanning Dead Salmon in fMRI Machine Highlights Risk of Red Herrings: Dead fish think about pictures. Or not (thanks, tdj).
Tiny Bears Love Our Guns: Simplicity in advertising (thanks, Adam).
![[Cthulhu]](http://pics.livejournal.com/tdj/pic/001sce67 "[Cthulhu]") |
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| Home. Tired. |
[Sep. 21st, 2009|01:30 pm] |
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I spent a weekend of construction and destruction, including a failed attempt to prevent arson. Before I grab a quick nap and then tackle some housework, here are a few links. Enjoy!
Romulan Tabi: I want these boots soooooooo bad!!!!! Yes, that is a lot of exclamation points. They are warranted. I like the black ones and the grey ones!
Father shows off device he dug up in back garden... unaware it's an unexploded anti-tank grenade: The best part is how when he realizes he's holding a bomb, he throws it into his back yard! WTF, mate?
Ice cream may target the brain before your hips, study suggests: "Findings from a new UT Southwestern Medical Center study suggest that fat from certain foods we eat makes its way to the brain. Once there, the fat molecules cause the brain to send messages to the body's cells, warning them to ignore the appetite-suppressing signals from leptin and insulin, hormones involved in weight regulation."
Victorian grope prevention:
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| So Tired! |
[Sep. 11th, 2009|02:57 pm] |
I went to the gym today, and it made my legs tremble. Tomorrow, I want to go do some fighter training. I haven't done any martial arts in far too long, mostly because of my bad foot. I miss kicking ass, damnit! And next week, I want to do a 4-day butoh intensive. Yes, I'm throwing myself back in the saddle. Yeehaw!
I want to be able to move like an angel AND a demon. All at the same time.
Also, if I tell you I miss you, please note I don't say such things lightly.
Link time.
The worst "Anal Sex Accident": Epic tale of whoopee gone wrong.
Scottish Deer Are Culprits in Bird Killings: I had a horse that stole a ham sandwich from me, once.
Blood lust of killer sheep: Sheep are evil.
Bizarre act halts court hearing: "James Orr put an immediate halt to his criminal trial Wednesday when he squeezed the contents of his colostomy bag onto the table in front of him and ate it."
Buddha-shaped pears: Why not (thanks, Jeammy)?
Trapped Girls Updated Facebook Status Instead of Calling For Help: It's the logical thing to do.
Detached gecko tails dance to their own tune: "Geckos and other lizards have long been known for their incredible ability to shed their tails as a decoy for predators, but little is known about the movements and what controls the tail once it separates from the lizard's body" (thanks, f00dave). |
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| Shenanigans |
[Aug. 26th, 2009|12:18 pm] |
Last night, I had a drunken tattoo party with three other Dark Elves and a human. I'm willing to bet everyone's tattoos have worn off, or are no longer recognizable. I had a mask tattoo on my boob, a skull with racing flags over my butt, and a ... I don't even remember what it was, on my thigh. I'm pretty sure it had skulls on it, though. Fake tattoos litter my floor. I see a green skull with a black dragon, a tiger leaping out of blue flame, and a couple of skulls in spider webs.
Link time.
Giant Tortoise Sex: Look! No hands!
This Bridge is Alive: "In Cherrapunji, India, one of the wettest places on Earth, the locals mold the roots of the Ficus elastica tree into stretching across rivers and taking root on the other side, forming amazing natural, living bridges." Gorgeous.
Sweet Transvestite: A Korean rendition featuring a pretty sweet transvestite ass (thanks, Kate).
Triceracopter: Made of total awesome.
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| Real Shans Eat Quiche |
[Aug. 14th, 2009|06:44 pm] |
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I've been busy making pies. Sometimes more than once a week.
Today's pie is cheddar, back bacon, asparagus, onion, and red pepper quiche. Nom nom nom....
![[So good]](http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs191.snc1/6409_113849084863_511799863_2361531_4746802_n.jpg "[So good]")
I'm not normally a fan of quiche, but damn, this one is tasty!
Link time.
Video: Rescue drone swallows humans, carries them to safety: "The Tokyo Fire Department faces somewhat stiffer challenges than your run-of-the-mill blown battery or imploding workstation, so we're happy to see them enroll the use of some hi-tech machinery into their arsenal. The latest entrant is a human extraction bot, designed to do the heroic fireman thing without risking the lives of any actual, uh, men."
Elmore County man gets 30 years for child porn: What makes this story noteworthy is that the man in question was at a job interview at a police station when he apparently volunteered the information that he liked kiddy porn.
Fla. Woman duped by middle-age man who pretended to be disabled: Was there actually harm done, here? I'm not so sure. Kudos to the diaper fetishist for not breaking character, though.
Calvin Harris - Humanthesizer - the first human synth: Interesting performance art with humans as keyboard keys (thanks, schwartzung).
Wilhelm Scream Compilation: No where near complete, but still has a few I'd not seen before.
Brilliant Body Art: Some magnificent examples of body painting (thanks, Benoit).
Body Parts Made of Bread: Very creepy. Very cool.
Strange and Creepy: Fairy tale revisionism.
Woman getting married to fairground ride: Polymorphous perversity FTW.
Inmate Hid Gun in His Fat, Jail Says: I am not at all surprised this happened in Texas.
Peeing Handstand Dog: Why is there so much pee???
Rum Chocolate Chip Cookies: This recipe is AMAZING! Yes, I tried it out.
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| I've Got Your Stinkin' Links Here! |
[Jul. 31st, 2009|11:29 am] |
I've been running again. Yesterday, I was so filled with energy, I wanted to run twice, but decided to go for a walk instead of a second run. I ended up buying a whole wack of glycerine soap for cheap cheap cheap, so now I'll smell all purty when I bathe. When I run, people beep at me and wave, and sometimes even flash me the thumbs-up. I guess I'm doing something right.
Links? Yeah. I have some.
But first, this is quite possibly the greatest story ever told (NWFW). I am in love with this man.
Shake Weight: Get those arms in shape the suggestive way.
Hippie Weirdo Yoga Farmers: Truly bizarre, and unsettling (thanks, tailchaser).
And now I must be off to make armour. Toodle-oo!
Scientists reveal secret of girl with 'all seeing eye': "Scientists have discovered how a 10-year-old girl born with half a brain is able to see normally through one eye. The youngster, from Germany, has both fields of vision in one eye and is the only known case of its kind in the world."
Rock-climbing wall isn't so rocky: This is the coolest climbing wall I've ever seen. I want to try it out!
Aurora - Second Skin by Lighting by Kyeok Kim: Very interesting jewellery incorporating gobos.
Explosions and Boobs: Possibly the greatest website on the entire internet. Keep reloading.
Bobcat and Fawn Find Friendship after Fire: Oh my dear god in heaven I am struck down by the cute (thanks, elanya). This made me scream like this: EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEE!!!
Turtle Has an Awesome Orgasm: That is one seriously happy turtle.
Very Noisy Hedgehog: I didn't realize they made that much racket.
Unusual Paintings of Obama Naked with Unicorns: Truly bizarre.
Man's Best Friend Gets Sex Doll: I think the ratio of dogs to humans who've tried this thing out is about 1:1. |
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| My Browser is Constipated |
[Jul. 3rd, 2009|06:56 am] |
Too much shit clogs my tabs. So it's time to take a link dump....
Lovely, I know.
Body Inflation: I know I've posted some images on this body modification style before, but I'm doing it again. It seems it's since become more popular.
All-Purpose Tanuki Testicles: 19th-century Japanese prints demonstrating the versatility of the raccoon-dog's amazing ballsack.
Tattoos: A handy diagram that shows you the meaning of tattoos as defined by their location on the body (thanks, schwartzung).
Gulls' Vicious Attacks on Whales: Sea gulls in Argentinian waters have found a new food source: mukluk.
Stoned wallabies make crop circles: One of my favourite critter-based news stories of all time.
The gift of normal -- Day 1: Prosthetics are life changing: Stephanie Dorsey's ear-popping cheerleading experiences are hilarious. This girl sounds like a hoot!
Bikini Pants: One of the more frightening fashion trends I've seen in a long time. Unless you have a very specifically-shaped body, these pants will make you muffin-top in the most epic of ways.
![[No]](http://inventorspot.com/files/images/bikini_2.img_assist_custom.jpg "[No]")
Get Get Get - Grapes!: A very odd Fantastic Voyagesque music video (thanks, primordial1).
Fun with Nukes: Unusual Explosions: Terrifying and sometimes beautiful. That nuclear rifle is just plain ill-advised, though.
Entire New 13-Story Building Tips Over in Shanghai: "To be fair, the building was under construction and thus unoccupied, but it's still a minor miracle that there was only one fatality."
![[Brace yourself]](http://theinnerbailey.com/bracersnewscale2.jpg "[Brace yourself]")
Scaled Bracers: I like these, and might make a similar set for myself.Van-Tastic Adventures: Road-trip through Australia, and get paid to do so.
Boy Discovers Microbe That Eats Plastic: Excellent, except I think it means that now there will be work on developing microbe-resistant plastics.
Fallen Princesses: Very interesting photography collection. "These works place Fairy Tale characters in modern day scenarios. In all of the images the Princess is placed in an environment that articulates her conflict. The '...happily ever after' is replaced with a realistic outcome and addresses current issues."
Strange Gel Remote Concept by Panasonic: I'm not sure how this technology works, but I'm sure it will be nabbed by the sex toy industry, if it hasn't yet already (thanks, f00dave). |
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| Link Dump |
[Jun. 15th, 2009|03:51 pm] |
In the middle of housework and preparations for this week's Underworld extravaganza. Will I accomplish all my goals? Will I make enemies? Find love? Play with teddy bears and pick flowers? Have a late-night rave with other elf chicks? Stay tuned to find out more!
In the meantime, check this shit out.
Burglar Bit Through Steel Bars: Nom nom nom goes the redcap (thanks, tailchaser).
Ravenswood Leather: Oh, I am in love with some of these clothes....
Africa Acapella: Really well-done, and complete with storm noises.
Bone Room: Jewellery with a bit of a morbid flair. I'm particularly fond of the monkey arm necklace and the pewter spider ring (thanks, Doyce).
Babuinul Cu Surpriza: Living hood ornaments.
Mom Gives Birth in her Pants: I sincerely doubt they were the pants in the picture.
Carrots cause Swedish bomb scare: Eh, what's up, doc?
Joshua Hoffine Horror Photography: Childhood fears, brought to life. I love it (thanks, Ted)!
Teaching Baby Wolf How to Howl: I'm cuted right the fuck out.
Dog Laugh Silences Other Dogs: Makes me think yippy chihuahuas, poodles, and collies don't have a good sense of humour.
How to Make Fake Blood: I'm going to try out the soya sauce recipe.
Colouring Something Evil!: If I had a kid, this would be my kid.
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