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Just In.... [Apr. 22nd, 2008|04:36 pm]
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[mood | gotta pee!]
[music |traffic]

This is the only photo I've seen from my weekend performance (as taken by Anka Dolhun)....

Poi backbend
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I am the New Techno Viking [Mar. 31st, 2008|03:27 pm]
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[mood | busy]
[music |rain]

The weekend was a blast. I went to [info]shbe and [info]tailchaser's stag and doe party, where I decorated and performed. I wore a crazy technicolour Viking outfit (holographic dress, a mish-mash of various cultural jewellery, braids, a fluffy white sheepskin, hip scarf, Spanish silver belt, and what I call my gay Viking orgy hat). Then I danced to "Indiscrete" by Qntal, starting off with poi, dumping those and dancing solo, then grabbing a dagger and ending the performance with a pyrotechnic flash. Huzzah! It seemed to go over well, despite me looking like an utter goof and having never heard the music prior to the night before.

Afterwards (once the fire and dagger were put safely away), I got right and utterly wasted on beer, screwdrivers, whiskey, and vodka. On realizing I was staggering around and hoping to start bar fights, I drank enough water to submerge a submarine, and was fine a half hour or so later. Two days later, I'm still peeing like a race horse. I drank a LOT of water....

Want some links? Here you go!

How to be a Scene Kid: Includes such great advice as "Scene kids should listen to 'Conway Twitty', 'Jimmy Buffet', 'Harry Chapin' and 'Brook Benton'," and "Add extra letters to many of your words. For example: 'rawwr' 'kiiid' 'kayyy' 'baaby'."

Anti-Emo Riots Break Out Across Mexico: Ok, I understand that people don't like emo kids, but rioting over it? Hmm.

*barf*: Clamato beer? No.

USB Humping Dogs: I don't get it.

Ken Lee - Bulgarian Idol: Bwahahahaha!

Velvet Worm Juice: Now that's just too weird (thanks, [info]shbe).

Rachachuros Seasoning: Pig: Necrophiliac bestiality cuisine ads. Just plain bizarre.

Naughty Nads: Kitties.

Appendix Removed Through Vagina: That sounds rather complicated, to me (thanks, [info]gha5t).
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DANCE! [Feb. 28th, 2008|03:15 pm]
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[mood | creative]
[music |Puscifer - Rev. 22:20 (Dry Martini Mix)]

After teaching my classes last night, I ended up doing some role-playing gaming online, something I haven't done in a decade or so. Just as I was wrapping up, my phone rang. It was Sara, wondering where I was. You see, last night was goth night at the Ren, and I am usually there around 23:00. Here it was, 23:30 or so, and I was nowhere to be seen. I guess the regulars were nervous! So I heeded my summons and got my arse down there.

I didn't end up doing too much dancing. I was pretty shagged out. However, I did try that descension from yesterday's Danse du Jour clip three times. The first time, it worked. The next two times, I got cocky and ended up falling flat on my back good and hard, and not at all with any grace. So yeah. That move needs work, but I know I can do it....

Today's plans include figuring out what I'm going to do for my next upcoming dance performances. I still have to figure out something concrete for the Beats Antique song, and I'm still contemplating what to mix with it. The venue has lots of room, so I could do poi, if I were so inclined. It might be a good accompanying piece for the "Trinkit" dance, which I see as being half standing up, and half down on the ground, and all pretty slow and controlled. So something speedy and energetic might be nice.

It would also be nice to use veil poi (or voi), but sufficient practice space is problematic. I need high ceilings. Hmm... I could go early to my Wednesday teaching gig, and use the room there. Huzzah!

I've been invited to perform at a couple other events in Toronto, but I'm still hedging. I'd have to make new costumes, just because of the themes of the show, and I'm not sure I have time to complete them plus put together new dances.

I also have an upcoming photo shoot with 8 Digital, and need to practice more for upcoming gigs with them. The black leather dance costume I'm working on would work well for this.

Tonight, I'm back to tap class, and then I'm going to try out a breakdancing class (although I won't be able to continue, because it's during my regular wing chun slot).

Oooh. I just had a cool idea for the costume I'm making. Gotta scribble it down while I'm thinking about it....

Oh yes. Inspiration. It could very well work. I'm going to need a lot of cord/lacing. Anyhow, I'll post these links, and then I'm back to work doing costuming while pounding my music deep into the recesses of my brain.

7 Abandoned Wonders of the European Union: From Deserted Castles Retrofuturistic Factories: The castle is especially beautiful. I wish I had something this amazing close by. Imagine the wonderful photo opportunities....

Google Gives All SF Homeless Free Voicemail: "A homeless person will be able to call in for his or her messages from any phone. The move by the city and the company would allow someone to be able to fill out a job application, which asks for a call back number."

New Underwear Technology May Devastate U.S. Masculinity: Is it really any worse than underwire bras?

[Hardcore kitty dancing]
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Damn Your Eyes [Feb. 19th, 2008|07:11 pm]
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[mood | sore]

Friday night was spent with 8 Digital and friends for a jam session/rehearsal. Ostensibly, I was to be interviewing band members, but the environment really wasn't the best for that. I'm sure I'll get more usable information from them in a one-on-one setting. I can't let the world know how offensive they really are! No. I must cushion the impact.

I managed to whirl my poi during the run-through. I'd figured the music would be too slow, but found out the rhythm is conducive to spinning. So depending on the venue, I might be doing some poi. We have shows coming up later this spring. Maybe there will be something sooner, too. I'll let you know as soon as tour dates are settled.

Sunday was spent at the brand new club Z in Toronto. It was [info]schwartzung's inaugural night DJing for This is Heresy: Sadistikal Sundays, and Blue Hour's first time performing. I took some pictures while I was there. You can see them here.

[Blue Hour]

When I first got to the club, I found myself in a brightly lit stairwell. I walked down to the very dark basement, and blinked a few times, trying to get my dark adaption. I could see the silhouette of a man rushing my way. His hand shot out toward me and he pawed at my throat. I was just thinking that maybe I'd have to attempt to lay a beatdown on whoever this was when he said, "Don't I get a hug?"

It was Ward (of H-427). So I hugged him instead of decking him one. Heh....

Sara and I danced most of the night away. We were pretty much the only dancers. We were the only two dancing to Blue Hour, and that's a blooming shame. Folks, if you like a band, show your appreciation! Toronto folks, you need to loosen up. Standing there looking blasé may make you feel goth as fuck, but it does sweet fuck all for the entertainers who are working their arses off for you. And a polite golf clap at the end of a song just won't cut it. Dance, damn your eyes, DANCE!
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Danse du Jour [May. 8th, 2007|12:59 pm]
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[mood | okay]
[music |the photo scanner]

Today I'm featuring Fire Groove, a fire dance and burlesque troop out of Hollywood, CA. In this video montage, they use a variety of fire props. I particularly like the acrobatic staff-spinning at the end of the video.

Nonetheless, I am appalled that at least one of the long-haired dancers spins with her hair down. What was she thinking?

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Tribally Yours Photos [Mar. 22nd, 2007|11:56 pm]
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[mood | tired]
[music |f00 playing a Matrix video game]

I just got in a couple of action shots from Tribally Yours, courtesy of Isabelle Jetté. They're not the most flattering photos, but not too bad considering I wasn't able to breathe much while dancing.

[Poi weave]

[Backbend with poi]

[Backbend]

[Not the most flattering...]
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Danse du Jour [Mar. 19th, 2007|11:07 pm]
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[mood | impressed]

Today's clip features fire dancer Sage at Burning Man 2002. I'm blown away by the acrobatics she does all while spinning burning poi.

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[Mar. 8th, 2007|01:30 pm]
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[mood | megrim?]
[music |Android Lust - Leah]

Augh! I'm feeling a little megrim-alicious again. It's a bit like being really stoned. I'm a bit disoriented, my attention span is shot, and reading is tricky. I had enough sleep, and I've eaten properly today, so I have no idea what's triggered it.

I'm sure it'll be gone by the weekend, right? RIGHT?

I'm pretty much ready for my trip tomorrow. I have my costume and changes of clothes packed, I have my contact information and maps ready to go, and I even painted my nails up all girly-like. All I need to do now is redo my poi so they look splendid and shiny, and get my portable CD player laden with my performance piece so I can play it to death during my trip.

Does anyone else prepare for a dance this way? I've listened to my performance music for an average of two hours a day for the past two months. I should know this stuff well enough to dance it backwards.

Too bad I haven't had enough room to practice my poi, though. My ceiling has a light fixture placed most inconveniently. I have to spin in a most miserly fashion. Summertime is much more conducive to practicing poi. I can practice outdoors, and don't need to worry about pesky things like wanton property destruction.

I'm still not feeling the soreness from yesterday's two-hour pole dancing session. However, I am seeing the evidence. I have bruising on my knees from less-than-graceful landings. I'm going to start wearing kneepads in class until I have my descensions under control.

I also want to find out what club my instructor dances at so I can go and see her in action. She did a short demonstration for us last night, and she's really good. I want to see her do the same stuff in 6" heels.

Want some links? Here you go:

Gunslinger's war on weeds: "There are many ways to get rid of weeds. You can dig them up, spray them, cut them to pieces or burn them. But noxious weed eradicator Trevor Thompson prefers to shoot them."

Helpful criminal calls police: "In a heartwarming example of criminals going out of their way to help the police, a Wisconsin man was arrested by police after ringing them up to tell the he was trying to break into a church, and then inviting cops to come home with him to have a look at his impressive drugs stash."

Black Weatherproof disguised Bullet/Stab-proof jacket: I want one! It looks comfy and will serve me well in all my illicit undercover dealings.

Girls Who Said 'Vagina' During Monologues Suspended: This is so fucking lame.

North Korea | Children's Parade - Arirang | Mass Games 2005: "This is unreal. You're seeing about 2-3000 kids under 10 in the front doing intensely choreographed gymnastics moves, and look in the background. That's not a giant screen, that's thousands and thousands of children holding up sets of cue cards for the routine. I don't know what it is, but there's something frightening about this. | Children's section of 'Mass Games' or otherwise known as the 'Arirang' performance in Pyongyang city, North Korea in 2005. Watch the giant human mosaic in the background, composed of 15,000 or more individuals each holding a colored placard. The mosaic changes with the music."

Holy Cow! Meat-loving calf eats Indian chickensHoly Cow! Meat-loving calf eats Indian chickens: The end-times are obviously nigh.

Elf defence for 'lingerie thief': Shadowrun player runs amok, Mazes and Monsters-style.

Serbian vampire hunters prevent Milosevic come-back: More gamer news?

The community du jour is [info]bible_slash. Enjoy!
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Fire in the Hole! [Dec. 2nd, 2006|03:41 pm]
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[mood | sick]

Today I finally lit up my poi and spun them. It's the first time I've spun fire in about two years. I'll be doing it again.

I also lit [info]snowy_kathryn on fire (on purpose, and unrelated to the fire poi...). I'm not particularly interested in creating human wicks, though, and only did it to say I'd set someone alight.

I also did a little fire cupping, which is about the weirdest-looking thing I've ever done. Kathryn now looks like she's been attacked by an octopus. That was rather fun, in a squicky sort of way.

What did you do today?
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'Snot Easy Being Me [Nov. 22nd, 2006|10:20 am]
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[mood | productive]
[music |Delerium - Run For It]

I didn't make it to dance class last night because I'm just feeling downright shitty. My plague is determined to turn itself into a full-on head cold, but I'm trying to fight it off. The battle rages on. Tissues are dying by the score, falling into their wastepaper basket graves after being riddled with yellow-green holes thanks to my shotgun nose. My chest occasionally fills with napalm, courtesy of my asthma. And still I soldier on....

Even if I'm not better by Sunday, I'm going to fill myself full of cold/flu tablets and go to Jillina's workshop in Scarborough.

If all goes well, I'll be attending a wholly different sort of workshop early in December: fire play and Polynesian fire poi. I'm more interested in the latter, as I'm not particularly interested in setting people alight (although it will be interesting to watch).

My costuming endeavours have met with a snag. The lovely silk I've been using will not lie flat when I sew, so the triangular panels I want to add to my belt are less isosceles and more scalene. I think I'm going to scrap the triangle idea and go for plain old edging. It'll still look nice, and I'll waste far less of my precious fabric this way. Maybe I'll just use pretty ribbon for fancy detailing work. I'll have to look through my collection and see what I can find....

Oooh! I found some very nifty stuff, indeed. Who'd have thought bright green rick-rack would go so well with PVC and silk? And I found some scary old earrings (given to me by [info]elanya and [info]longpig along with a collection of beads) which will set the whole thing off beautifully. Now, to figure out how to attach those earrings.

The lacing and tassels (I'm still not sure if I'll use tassels) will be made of some gorgeous rayon/cotton yarn I bought a while back. With just the silk it doesn't really work, but when I bring those earrings into the mix, I think it really pops. We shall see.

I never would have thought black PVC would be so versatile. And to think so many people only think of decorating it with silver metal. It's a waste, I tell you. A waste!

By the way, I tried hanging the PVC in the bathroom while it was nice and steamy, but to no avail. I may try ironing a bit on low heat under a damp towel next.

Completely unrelated, I know, but Tazo Chai is delicious! [info]snowy_kathryn made some, and I'm savouring mine before I grab a much-needed shower. Honestly, I showered last night, but I smell like a ripening cheeseburger this morning. What's with that?

And now for some links:

[Cybernetic hair curlers?]Hitachi: Commercial Mind-Machine Interface by 2011: And when you take it off your head, your hair is in perfect little ringlets! Heh...

Artificial Intelligence
When Humans Transcend Biology
: "People have created systems that can tell the difference between a dog and a cat using the millions of pictures of dogs and cats that you can now get from google." I'm a little dubious. Can it tell the difference between a stylized cartoon dog and cat? I can.

Beverage firm offers pea-flavored soda: Mmmm.... They also sell turkey and gravy-flavoured pop. Perfect for Christmas, hmm?

Weird Foods from Around the World: I'm fond of a few of these, like dulse (it's great wrapped around popcorn!).

Some Newfoundland Phrases, Sayings, and Figures of Speech: Almost makes me homesick for Newfoundland. Almost. Nice place to visit, but I never want to live there again.

I really don't give a fiddle's fart about politics, but this photo is just too good not to share. Enjoy!
[Political pyjama party]
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Back to Backs [Oct. 27th, 2006|12:15 pm]
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[mood | uncomfortable]
[music |Frontline Assembly - Neologic Spasm]

Somewhere between hip, back, and pelvis, I have a sore muscle which is making my dance practice very problematic. It hurts to do any kind of hip work, and my range of movement has been negatively effected.

I had this same thing about two weeks ago, and it morphed itself into a relapse of my old whiplash injury. I have no idea what I did that set this off, but it's distressing. I have two days of dance ahead of me (tomorrow with Aziza, Sunday with Denise Fujiwara), and my own floorwork classes to teach in just two weeks.

My chinchillas are still stricken with the dumb. They have not figured out how to use their wheel. I boxed Squire into it with a piece of wood for a while this morning. He took a few steps, but he still hasn't clued in that he can do this at will. I am going to try shutting them into the wheel for about ten minutes at a time. Maybe that'll learn 'em.

I'm their personal trainer. Or maybe I'm just an evil animal experimenter.

There exists a possibility I may be performing at Evolution next month. I'm still waiting to hear back. If so, I'll likely be spinning fire poi. Just how this fits into the director's rather Orientalist vision, I have no idea. But it'll look purty.

I have a performance lined up for February in Stratford, and possibly one just outside Montreal in March. I'm working on increasing my exposure around here. It'll be much easier once I'm through my job. Eight days from today I will be free of doughnuts! And don't forget, you're invited to my celebratory party.

Before I get back to my dance practice, here are today's links:

Odd Couple Attracts Neighbours: This is probably the worst headline I've seen in a while. I mean, do you get the idea from the title that this story is about a 6-metre python who babysits a little kid it could quite possibly eat?

Tesco condemned for selling pole dancing toy: Honestly, I don't see anywhere that this was marketed for children. I wouldn't mind having a pole dancing kit, myself. It's excellent exercise! And there's nothing inherently wrong with kids learning to dance with poles. Dr. Adrian Rogers of Family Focus says, "Children are being encouraged to dance round a pole which is interpreted in the adult world as a phallic symbol." I can't be the only one who automatically thinks of this, can I?

The Scales of Poi: The next poi purchase I intend on making. This looks like a systematic series of drills which will radically improve my precision and range of movement.

Aziza and Dorian: Baffling but excellent dance performance from circa 1990. Yeah, I'll be studying with the first dancer on this acid-trip of a video.

And your what-the-fuck image of the day is this painting of Hitler with ice cream cones. I don't get it, either. )
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Making It Look Pretty [Oct. 24th, 2006|11:51 am]
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[mood | creative]
[music |traffic]

My room is a total disaster area, right now. I've been pawing through all my bins of fabric looking for one specific piece. I've found it. But I've also discovered I need to buy more fabric to make the costume I'm seeing in my head.

I'm making a yellow costume. A bright, lemony yellow costume.

Anyone who knows me well, is likely scratching their heads. Yellow hates me. It makes my skin turn green in contrast. Any time I wear it, people ask me if I'm feeling ok, because my colour goes to shit.

But I believe I can make this work.

I want a yellow top and belt, with a glorious blue border. The blue fabric has an almost stained-glass look to it. Since the blue is the part against my skin, I think it will allow me to wear the yellow without making me look like I'm suffering the last stages of liver failure.

I've ordered [info]meddevi's corset belt and bra patterns, and I'd like to make the belt from that pattern, and a top similar to this one. I'm still not sure about the skirt/pants. Maybe something white, for a change. We'll see....

I also want to make another tiered skirt, like the one here, except in patchwork. I've just quadrupled (or more) my work, haven't I?

And I still have some green fabric that's been tantalizing me for quite some time. It'll be a vest, skirt, bra, and belt combo someday. And that day draws nearer.

Only seven more workdays until I'm free!

Ah yes, and I am officially registered in Jillina's workshop next month. We'll be working on modern/belly dance fusion, with emphasis on entrances (and finalés too, I think).

Today I received my EncycloPoidia DVD in the mail. I perused it briefly, and although I find the instructor's stentorian voice/personality a bit annoying, the material is EXCELLENT. I recommend this DVD to anyone interested in developing their poi skills. I have months and months of new material to work on, now. Wow.
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Drunken Rambling [Oct. 7th, 2006|06:27 pm]
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[mood | drunk]

I'm making turkey dinner! Normally, I use an oven bag, but none were to be found. I like them, because I've never ever had a dry turkey with 'em.

I'm also drunk on pear cider, and I haven't even finished drinking a whole can. Damn, but I'm a cheap drunk.

Tasselhoff has come to visit. She's in my office hiding behind my futon. It's her little lean-to emergency shelter or something.

[info]f00dave is talking about Happy Fun Ball in the bathroom.

I am writing miniature sentences.

Someone on Freecycle has offered up a pair of love birds. If I got my request out in time, I may have two new friends! Maybe I'll name them Japscat and Bukkake in honour of my two pigeon babies from a couple of years back.

I wish this guy had been one of my profs (thanks, [info]gha5t).

I heard Go-Train may be showing up in Kitchener. If this is the case, then I'll be able to go to Toronto for about $8. This would mean I could afford to take regular dance classes in Toronto. I hope it works! I want to study ATS with Valizan, and maybe tribal fusion with Audra.

I'm getting this in the mail. I'm very excited!

I saw an enormous Planter's Peanut floating outside my window. It made me very pissed off. Hot air balloons are evil, because they're prohibitively expensive to ride in, and they regularly launch within my line of sight. And anthropomorphic tubers are just plain wrong. And peanuts just ought not to be balloons. Ever.

Fuckers.

[info]real_bethy is impressed by our Kama Sutra massage oil selection. The annoying thing is I can no longer use 'em since I discovered the sugars in them cause problems in my pink bits. Damn. They smell so good (the oils, not the pink bits, although I did have a shower, so it's not so very bad at the moment).

Heh.

Time to go back and finish my cider. Who knows what it'll make me do next?
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My Computer is Bogged Down [Sep. 8th, 2006|09:23 am]
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[mood | okay]
[music |a weed wacker]

Last night, I did a photo shoot with [info]angramainyu. As always, he lit the scene beautifully and caught some lovely shots. I'm still going through the proofs, but expect to see some of his gorgeous photography soon.

I went to the sports medicine clinic yesterday and got some promising news. The doctor doesn't believe my foot pain is caused by a bone spur, but by my work. It's the constant go-go-go on the very hard floor that's been doing in my feet (pretty much as I figured). I have an inflammation right in between my ankle and heel, and just by virtue of its placement, the fluids are trapped and the inflammation can't go down by itself. Since I can't exactly quit my job just yet, I'm to take four Advil a day, ice my foot regularly, and wear a support brace all the time.

That sounds a helluva lot better than the first doctor's advice: "Quit dance. Nothing else can be done for it."

I just heard from Rhaehana that the University of Waterloo may be interested in having me teach poi classes. Awesome! But how the heck am I going to fit that in my schedule when I work every night? Gah.

Now, I simply must get rid of these links before restarting my poor, bogged-down computer.

Sheriff's Deputies Make Bizarre Arrest: Naked, and covered in oats.

Corset Bra: When I get money again, I want to get [info]meddevi's patterns for the corset-style top and belt.

Nikola Tesla's 'Black magic' Touring Car: I think I'd like an "I Heart Tesla" tshirt.

Flex Appeal: Elderly lady cleans up at body building competitions. Go granny, go!

Rachel Brice demonstrates a reverse undulation walk. I'd like to see a slow-motion version so I can figure it out.
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Warning: Contains Dance [Aug. 29th, 2006|07:33 pm]
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[Current Location |home]
[mood | sleepy]
[music |Psychic TV - Botanica]

Guess what? I have a dance performance online. If you didn't make it to the show on the 26th, you can still watch my performance. All hail the mighty Khizmet, who made the video!

Today after work, I applied for employment at two different places: a hotel and a jewellery store. I don't think either could be a worse job than what I currently have.

Then I went out for supper with [info]snowy_kathryn. We had sushi at Niko Niko, and then we went for a walk in the park. While crossing a picturesque bridge, I spat on a carp who responded by doing an aquatic somersault. Then Kathryn and I stood under a tree and played catch with a squirrel. He was biting twigs and leaves off a maple tree and letting them drop. Leaves and twigs are pretty darned hard to catch. They flip around in the breeze, and it's hard on the neck, craning our heads back like that. Passers-by surely thought we were demented.

And now for some links.

Kitten has a walk that's all her own: Check out the gams on this kitty!

Siu Ta: Dave Sim (fellow Kitchener resident) starts a web comic.

Homeowner horror: "'My sense of security in Canada is gone' says Paul Reviczky, who learned about identity theft the hard way."

New Technology Could Force TV Ad Viewing: This is the technology that evil mad scientists create.

[Jesus is my backbone]
Duquesne Woman Sees Jesus In MRI Image: Even better than on a tortilla!

Flying the paranoid skies: When is an iPod not an iPod? When it's mired in shite. And check out the perpetrator's story.

Stormdrain: Goth/industrial music. Not too shabby!

Tire Buddha: Bizarre (thanks, [info]gha5t).
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To Do [Aug. 27th, 2006|10:16 am]
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[Current Location |home]
[mood | tired]
[music |Gary Numan - Scanner]

- Revamp my dance website. It's hopelessly out of date, and says nothing about my teaching. I'd like the page to include information on classes and workshops I offer, and it should also have a gallery, a bio, and a listing of my students who've gone on to become teachers/performers.

- Finish my second costuming book, and reprint the first one. Get an ISBN for both so I can start selling them on Amazon and the like.

- Quit my fast food job.

- Get myself in top shape so I can teach this fall's floorwork class with ease (my legs are really feeling last night's performance. Ouchies!).

- Host a house-warming/welcome party once [info]f00dave and I get settled in our new place. You're invited!

- Work on my accented rising backbends. The dropping ones are a piece of cake, now, but the rising ones? Fighting gravity makes an ENORMOUS difference.

Last night's dance performance went over very well. A couple of my dance instructors from Haft Vadi were there. I know that in class, they see me as just another student who's not quite grasping what they're teaching, so I'm glad they got to see me doing the sort of dance I'm good at. I was told by one that I "move exactly like Rachel Brice," which I don't agree with (for one, I didn't do any sort of Rachel Brice-like dance moves), but I certainly appreciate the sentiment. I may not move like Arbee, but I do have excellent strength, isolations, and control over my torso movements. Now, if I can just get my arms and hands to the same level, I'll be well on my way to being a supah-stah! Heh....

The floorwork didn't quite go the way I wanted it to. I was planning on opening with a slow-motion front kick followed up with a couple of yoga moves from the warrior series followed by a couple of T-stance steps and circling down to the floor, but that got truncated when I felt a slight case of the wobbles coming on during the balance bit. Ah well. I did get in a whole wack of backbends (easy as pie, now), a few accented descending backbends, and, for the first time, and, for the first time ever in performance, an accented ascending backbend. The latter is fucking hard, and my legs are still trembly. It feels like I have quivering slabs of salmon strapped to the front of my thighs. Boo-yah!

My poi routine followed, and wasn't as thrilling as I'd have liked. Although I like "Monochrome" by Covenant, it's not the most inspiring song to dance to. There really aren't any interesting changes in the music. It's straightforward four on the floor club stuff.

The audience must have liked it, though, because I had plenty of people sign up for information on poi classes. Although people loved my floorwork, I only had one brave soul sign up for more information on floorwork lessons. It's helluva physical demanding. I hope I get enough people to run the class, this fall. I've been wanting to teach floorwork for years.

Highlights of the night's performance were Khizmet's taksim beledi, Ishar's flamenco fusion, Halawa Dance Company's Afrah Kabira and Mohammed Ali Street piece, and one other dancer whose name I've forgotten. I was the only "gothic" dancer of the night. Most of the rest was Egyptian raqs sharqi, with a couple of North American cabaret acts and one Turkish karsilama/sword dance.

Photos are hopefully forthcoming. I saw a few pictures from my performance, and hope they make their way to me via email.

Afterwards, I checked out the Waterloo Buskers' Festival for a bit. I thought Pedro the clown and the swing dancers were very good, but most of the other acts were just ok at best.

And now I just got back from Troy's (my GM), where he just showed me how to use the club mixer board. I'm DJing on Wednesday around midnight at Club Rennaisance. You should come and check it out. I'll be spinning goth/industrial tunes right after work.

I won't be in my Tim Horton's uniform.

Now it's time for a few links. Enjoy!

Last Supper (Star Wars): Bizarre (thanks, [info]gha5t).

Your Brain Boots Up Like a Computer: "As we yawn and open our eyes in the morning, the brain stem sends little puffs of nitric oxide to another part of the brain, the thalamus, which then directs it elsewhere."

Boiled bones show Aztecs butchered, ate invaders: Yum!

[Expect more]A Pregnant Man?: Technically speaking, he really was pregnant.

The Seeing Tongue: Very cool. "The tongue, an organ of taste and touch, may seem like an unlikely substitute for the eyes. After all, it's usually hidden inside the mouth, insensitive to light, and not connected to optic nerves. However, a growing body of research indicates that the tongue may in fact be the second-best place on the body for receiving visual information from the world and transmitting it to the brain."

Police Hunt 'Cable Guy': This guy's just aching for a Darwin Award.

Man arrested for 226th time in same town: And he's only the fortieth most-arrested felon in town. Lincoln, Nebraska appears to be quite the hotbed for crime.

My 6-year-old was traumatized: Funniest, lamest story, ever. It seems to me the parent is traumatised, not the daughter.

Sex-aid excuse bombs with airport security - Man traveling with mother says pump is a grenade: Most obvious misleading story for a while. Dude has a penis pump in his luggage while he's with his Mom at the airport. When the security guy asked what it was, he whispered, "It's a pump." He's not going to want to yell it out right by his Mom, of course. But due to his accent, the guard thought he said, "It's a bomb." Riiiiiiiight.
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Climbing Up the Walls Down Below Your Radar [Aug. 26th, 2006|04:04 pm]
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[music |Tear Garden - Tear Garden & Covenant - Monochrome looping...]

I now have my level C first aid certification. That means I can now raise the dead, from babies to little old people.

The C in level C stands for Christ, of course.

Class was a few hours shorter than I anticipated, which means I was able to come home and have a nap. I practiced with my poi and tonight's music on my coffee break. It was a bit clunky with the combat boots, but I'll be wearing half-sole dance sandals tonight, and that will make all the difference.

I also stumbled upon a way of making a simultaneous reverse kick change work. The poi need to spin in a more horizontal trajectory.

I've just sewn some sequin strands to my poi to make them more visible under stage lights. I'm about to eat supper, and then [info]snowy_kathryn and I are off to Waterloo for the show.

Toodle-oo!
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We Are Noisy People For a Better Living [Aug. 24th, 2006|11:08 pm]
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[mood | okay]
[music |Tear Garden - Tear Garden & Covenant - Monochrome looping...]

I did my WHMIS training today. It was two and a half hours of dullness, followed by about five minutes of me acing a test. I finished well before everyone else, and got a perfect score. The invigilator was shocked by my speed and perfection.

This was one of those times when I felt severely underemployed.

Tonight was my last dance class of the season with Dharlene at Haft Vadi. I enjoy her classes very much. Although they're not particularly physically demanding, they are mentally demanding. It's tricky for me to learn everything I know from scratch. Her approach is very different from mine, and it's making me reinvestigate old, familiar moves by using entirely different muscle groups to drive them. It's good to feel like a total newbie again.

The new class schedule is in, and I'll finally be teaching my floorwork class come November. I'm going to vet all potential students to make sure they're in sufficiently good shape to do the class. The classes will be very physically demanding, and I want to ensure there will be no injuries due to people doing work their bodies are not yet capable of doing. If you'd like to register for Dharlene's or my classes, go here to check out the schedule and sign up.

I intend on teaching poi, too. This is suitable for all fitness levels and body types. I don't have a time set up for it, but I hope to get started on it before the year is up.

I still want to host an ATS workshop this fall with [info]snowy_kathryn.

And yeah, I need to schedule sleep time in there somewhere, too.

In other news, I think my right foot is healed up from the nasty sprain this summer. The left foot is still problematic, but only very rarely gives me pain. Hoorah! At this rate, there will be no nasty residual effects when it's time for me to teach floorwork. Goodo.

I rushed my arse home from work an hour early yesterday so I could model for the fashion show. Alas, due to miscommunications, there were more models than corsets. So I just watched the show, instead of being in it. I'm a bit baffled by the poses struck by many of the models. They were very porny, for lack of a better term. There were plenty of women sprawling themselves against the walls, lower backs crunched painfully (aren't corsets supposed to encourage excellent posture?), arses stuck out in a fuck-me-now pose. In case this wasn't sufficiently oestrus-alicious, some lifted up the backs of their skirts to reveal the bottom half of a plumber's smile.

They sure didn't teach me that at modelling school.

By the way, although I'm a right and total boot whore, I never want a pair of platform boots. I've yet to see anyone walk in them without clomping about like Frankenstein's monster with a big, warty pickle up his butt.

That being said, the models were all very attractive, and the corsets lovely, too. [info]angramainyu posted a picture of the final line-up on his blog, if you'd like to take a gander.

Oh, and while I was there, I was given a pair of black PVC Lip Service pants by [info]the_daily_rant. They fit me perfectly. Thanks!

And now it's time for your regularly-scheduled link dump. Enjoy!

HOWTO Screw Some Evangelist Maggots Right In The Wallet: You can bet I put my orders in for lots of loot.

Alien My Little Pony: The coolest toy mod I think I've ever seen (thanks, [info]morty_baby).

Microsoft adds 'one-click' sex offender report tool: "Young people using Windows Live Messenger or MSN Messenger to chat online with friends can now make a report to police with one click if they are concerned their online 'buddy' is a sex offender." I can't possibly be the only person who sees all the potential ways to abuse this system. I think they've gone and made a helluva lot more work for themselves.

Race a factor in US reality show: Reality television reaches a new low. "The 20 'castaways' in the 13th season of US reality show Survivor will be divided according to their ethnicity."

Ever-happy Mice May Hold Key To New Treatment Of Depression: "A new breed of permanently 'cheerful' mouse is providing hope of a new treatment for clinical depression." If you can breed the sad right out of people, doesn't this bring us one step closer to Brave New World?

China acts on funeral strippers: "Five people have been detained in China for running striptease send-offs at funerals, state media say." Apparently it's a rural tradition!

'I'm pleased I found severed head': Quite possibly the best news headline (heh), EVER.

BidetSpa: I want one! Nice domain name, too....

Edouard Martinet Sculptures: "The work represented on this site consists of metal sculptures created using found materials which are fixed without welding" (thanks, [info]gha5t).

I think I'll read for a bit, now. I had a sudden craving to read Choderlos de Laclos' Dangerous Liaisons. And now that I've found it and commenced reading it (again!), I am not disappointed. This book is so freaking delicious! I guess it just appeals to the Settite in me....
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Such Pois [Aug. 8th, 2006|04:44 pm]
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[mood | thirsty]

From a while back come these images, as captured by [info]valkryor. I am the poi pirate. )
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Trial By Fire [Jul. 30th, 2006|11:42 pm]
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[Current Location |home]
[mood | whew]
[music |my own yawning]

In preparation for a photo shoot with [info]stuffguy, [info]snowy_kathryn and I took our poi out for a test run. We used bargain fire: lit sparklers.

Although the sparklers looked comet-tastic, they don't really put a lot of light on the spinner unless the chains have been wrapped short. Of course, our camera exposure was pretty short, so it might look better with a longer exposure. But then the spinner is likely to be blurrier due to the extra time's worth of movement, so who knows? In either case, it looks much better on bare skin than on dark clothes. Go figure.

I'll leave it up to the experts. In the meantime, have at! )
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